Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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