Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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