We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
