If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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