Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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