normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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