Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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