i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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