She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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