If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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