"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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