I want to walk on stilts...naked
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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