i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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