You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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