So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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