just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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