You're so nebulous sometimes
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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