Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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