waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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