Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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