IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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