Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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