He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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