my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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