You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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