Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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