Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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