Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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