"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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