i just wanna soil my oats bro
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
As shirtless as possible
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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