So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
