I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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