But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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