"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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