If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
the raccoons are back...
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