Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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