The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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