Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
