dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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