She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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