morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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