**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
