2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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