I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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