If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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