fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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