Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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