ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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