Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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