So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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