Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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