i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
