Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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