How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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