You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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